December 10, 2008
So when we last left the stolen rug situation...
I had my note's on the front door...well today passed the 48 hour mark. I called the local non-emergency number and stated that I wanted to file a police report.
Dispatch - What was stolen?
Me - The welcome mat in front of my door.
Dispatch - We have 2 ways your can file the report - using an over the phone service or send an officer out.
Me - (being honest) -an officer please.. I want the people to see the car.
Yes the whole thing sounds stupid to me even typing it :(
The office arrived in about 20 minutes... he was very nice. He was amazed .. and kept calling the person a grinch... I said I just thought it was someone who liked it so much they wanted it for themselves.
So I have a case #.
So now I took my wreath off of my front door (don't want anything of value out there).
and replaced it with this sign:
TO THE THIEF OF SUBDIVISION I LIVE IN
YOU ARE TRASH!
YOU ARE TRASH!
:D
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6 comments:
Are you going to file a claim with your homeowner's insurance now?
perhaps... did your rates go up when you filed yours?
Admit it, your "SUBDIVISION I LIVE IN" is actually Melrose Place. The drama!!!
I hope the grinch returns your welcome mat.
Note to self...do not piss off Michelle. And, for the record, I do not have your mat. Good luck.
robin -- haha, i think i may use Melrose Place as the ongoing code name for where I live :D
Bilbo -- thanks.
you had to take your wreath down? boo, horrible thief, for trying to ruin someone's holiday spirit!
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