I thought nothing could top the $0.34 check I received from one of my stocks for dividends...

wrong... my 401k from a previous employer (that i had rolled over into my new plan about a year ago) sent me a check for $0.33 this week ( i guess they didn't calculate the vested amount properly)... and then i had to mail to my current HR department ( with a completed rollover form) for $0.41... and they will have to mail it to the new 401k company... another $0.41 !