Title: Virgo Horoscope for March 27, 2009

Today you will step into a leadership position, and you will be responsible for getting everyone on the same page at the same time. Luckily, this will be easy and enjoyable for you. You've got the confident charm, a high-spirited attitude, and all the patience you need to keep things moving in the right direction today. Whether you are coordinating everyone for a work project or potluck supper, you will have a ball talking with people and checking things off the list.

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I had a post all planned out disputing this all mapped out... but 1.5 hours into today's workday it came out that 2 people on a major high profile forgot to do something... and since I was the only one in... it fell on me to do... this is how none of my work gets done anymore!!

But I can still dispute!!!

1)This morning has not been enjoyable

2) I have no patience (especially with stupid people!)

3)and seriously?? do we even need to go into the Potluck discussion???

4) I hate talking to people.

5)I do love checking things off a list.

It's official! Potluck Bitch is officially outside my boundaries :P

This morning I checked my iGoogle horoscope and the above is what I was met with. I admit... I am somewhat of a perfectionist, and like things done a certain way (usually my way :P).

But I prefer to think of it as having "high standards". If you don't meet them.... I'm rolling right over you.

Do you think "High Standards" are the same as "Unrealistic Expectations"?

Appears to indicate that I should avoid Potluck Bitch at all costs! :D

Title: Virgo Horoscope for January 26, 2009

People are going to be extra sensitive to whatever you say today, so do your best to offer constructive criticism instead of being just plain critical. While you don't relish the idea of walking around on eggshells all day long, you will be glad you did. The extra effort will prevent them from getting bent out of shape and creating some drama that you just don't need right now. Give these touchy people lots of space throughout the day. Avoid interacting with them altogether if you can.

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Title: Virgo Horoscope for November 17, 2008

Date: Monday, November 17, 2008, 2:37AM

Beware of the people who boast about their achievements, today. You don't brag about how great you are, because you choose to let your actions and behavior speak for you. When people resort to tooting their own horn all the time, it's because they don't have any other way to show people what they are capable. These people lack substance, and should be avoided at all costs. They are a total waste of your time, especially on a busy day like today.
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Better save it for next week! (longer rant blog post to follow... when I have time :P)

Today's Horoscope:

If you have been working toward a promotion or a raise, things might finally start to loosen up on the job front now that Mars is again pushing forward in your 10th House of Career. But don't expect too much too fast or you will be disappointed. Your rewards could fall short of your desires, but it may take a few more weeks until you see the full results from your efforts.

Hmmmmm...